[Tower Ravens] strapline

Hello all, I'm currently preparing a design for the TR hoodies. Patrick suggested a while back that the Ravens could do with having some kind of strapline like Thrales' "commit no nuisance", to go under the team name. I think this is a good idea, but struggling to think of anything short and snappy, and funny. So far all I've got is: Bringing rapper to the nationBy royal appointment (but crossed out)The birds are (insert witty comment here...)Britain's birds bringing rapper to the nation Any ideas from anyone??? Sorry for being pants. Laura x