[Tower Ravens] DERT Bio

Hi everyone, Just trying to finish sorting out our registration for DERT, and we need to update the bio. Below is the current one (from last year) - anyone any inspiration for updating it? Might be amusing to mention our award-winning fish dance, but I think others are probably more creative than me at this sort of thing! *"Deep in the heart of our nation's capital city, ten maidens fair have been astounding the pubs of London with their feats of acrobatic prowess (and drinking) since their escape from the Tower in 2012. Led by a wayward Beefeater who decided to take up the bugle despite having received no formal training, the Ravens will be flying North to England's “second city” to see what all the fuss is about."* Any suggestions welcome! Otherwise it'll probably end up pretty similar but changing the ref to Manchester to something a bit more Kendal-y. Thanks, Hannah