Current:

"Deep in the heart of our nation's capital city, ten maidens fair have been astounding the pubs of London with their feats of acrobatic prowess (and drinking) since their escape from the Tower in 2012. The Ravens have been up to much mischief since their foray up to Manchester, including winning the widely acclaimed Sushi Trophy at Thrales Day for their "Peckham fisherwoman's dance". Led by a wayward Beefeater who decided to take up the bugle despite having received no formal training, the Ravens will be flying North to visit some of their wild counterparts in the Lake District for a relaxing weekend of dancing and drinking in Kendal. Mint cake anyone?"

Suggestion: 

For five years Tower Ravens have been taking the pubs of London by storm and are now escaping the shackles of their Tower and flying to Sheffield. Led by not one, but two, wayward Beefeaters (they've had to double the guard as the Ravens have got increasingly rebellious) they're a team to look out for. Displaying acrobatic prowess and nerves of steel, held together by a love of sword dancing and liquid refreshment, .......

So..this is my vague attempt at an update. I've run out of lunch break but perhaps other people have contributions??

Becky xx