[Tower Ravens] Eggs

I've just bought up WH Smith's complete stock of Cadbury's eggs, reduced to half price because they'll be out of date this month. Would anyone care to volunteer to take charge of them, so that I'm not tempted to sample them regularly to ensure that they haven't melted/gone off/hatched? The little girl wasn't there when I crossed the bridge last night and her belongings weren't there either. And no, I haven't eaten her Mars bar - yet. IO a few pence to the kitty, btw. S x